January 2010
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“Meet to nice you!”
– I forgot who it was…
Computer Apps is SO BORING
I want a Pegasus to break through the ceiling and fly me to Mt. Olympus. That would be fantastic.
“Life’s a bitch, and then you die.”
– Erin Smith
Chopin - Waltz in C Sharp Minor Opus 64 No. 2
I'm feeling paranoid.
You’re born, you live your life, and then you die. No matter what, you’ll die at some point. All throughout your life you make choices, but when you die, it’s those choices in life that lead up to you dying. Obviously when you die, you can’t NOT die, you’re dead of course, but there is an idea that maybe you could change something in the past or do something different...
jakwils asked: most of it yeah. :D
also, do you find it stupid that its damn near impossible to reply to the question you get?
also, do you find it stupid that its damn near impossible to reply to the question you get?
QDB Quote
I think I was 12 at the time, and I was at this girl's house for some kind of party... I think her name was Kate.
Anyway, at some point she said she wanted to show me something, and brought me alone to her brother's room. She dug under his bed and took out a picture of a woman having sex with a dog. Then she kissed me.
I'm as confused about this now as I was then.
“There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly...”
– C.S. Lewis
After speaking pirate with a random person for an...
You: hi
Person: hey
Person: yo!
You: ey!
Person: ay-yo!
You: ahoy!
Person: and a bottle of ruuuummmm!
You: and REALLY bad eggs
Person: I had eggs foor breakfast this marnin'
You: did ye' nay?
Person: Aye.
You: arrr, tis a seaman's breakfest, tis
Person: t'tis
Person: then I plundered the booty out of the cereal box
Person: Yargh!
Person: What ye' be up ta?
You: Arrgh! Wouldn't have done a better job meself!
You: Ai am chartin a course fer tortuga of course
Person: yargh! i concur
You: just plundered a mighty vessel
Person: i'll help load ye' ship, matey
You: now me crew is goin to have ourselves a mighty fine time!
Person: what's next on the morrow Cap'n?
You: hmmm...
Person: Wenches?!
You: the more the merrier! arrr!
Person: Yargh!
Person: haha
Person: (how do pirates laugh?)
You: (idk actually...yar har har?)
Person: (yes, that fits perfectly)
You: (excellent)
Person: HAR HAR HARDY HAR!
You: HARDY HAR HAR HAR!
You: Ye be a fine crewmate, matey
Person: I think we be drunk off the rum
Person: Awww, shucks,...
You: naw, i think it be the salt water gettin to ye
Person: I mean, Aye Cap'n
You: maight be a bit o both the rum and salty fair
Person: A passin' fine comba-na-shon
You: but bey the time we get ourselves to tortuga, it'll just be the rum gettin us spirited away ! yar har har!
Person: hardy har!
Person: we'll just squander the winnings in port!
You: har har har, indeed we shall
You: hmm, who do ye think we should plunder on the morrow?
Person: the molasses traders!
You: the MOLASSES TRADERS
Person: Yargh! that t'would be sweet!
You: tis the best idear i've heard in all me years!
Person: Yargh!
Person: I think we have an accord.
You: Yargh!! We be lootin the molasses traders on the morrow!
You: ARGH!
You: Tis somethin te be cellebratin aboot
Person: *bang* *bang*
Person: *shoots pistol in the air wildly*
You: *flailing hat in the air like a madman and doing a jig dance*
Person: *shoots pistol at the Cap'n feet to help him/her dance*
You: *laughs at the gesture and keeps on dancing wildly*
Person: haha
Person: I'm at work
Person: shh
You: haha no probelmo
You: i am too
Person: it's not a problem
Person: you can't make me giggle too loudly
Person: what type of work do you do?
You: ahhhh. wouldn't want that.
You: i'm actually a systems analyst for a small company in columbia, but i'm taking a break.
Person: Columbia, Where?
Person: there are many, and it has me guessing
You: haha south america
Person: that was the epic option.
Person: are you Columbian born?
You: no, actually, i'm an expatriot. i was born in the u.s.
Person: you conversed in pirate like an American.
Person: I'm one those stinky Americans.
You: yar har har, indeed i did! i love pirates.
Person: watch yer neck
You: are you one of those white trash americans haha?
Person: making friends with pirates, and yer making friends with the gallows
Person: not at all
Person: not white
Person: and not trash
Person: I'm actually quite cute and put together
You: thats particularly wonderful actually.
Person: oh really?
Person: how so?
You: better than ugly and in peices
Person: yes, yes it is.
You: and you're not white trash. another bonus.
Person: Do you speak Spanish?
You: oh god no.
Person: (I don't)
You: i'm terrible
Person: haha, you're in Columbia for long term but no Spanish?
Person: are you learning?
You: yes i am.
You: otherwise i'd die. i can get myself around alright, but i definitely need to have an extensive vocabluary to live here.
Person: so don't say 'I'm terrible' say I'm learning
Person: that can carry you for years
You: thanks for the advice. i'll make sure not to tell people i'm terrible at spanish but rather that i'm a n00b at it
You: i'm not sure the columbians will understand that though.
Person: ah, so it appears you speak 1337.
Person: I hope that is on your resume.
Person: Very marketable.
You: Oh yes. English Dominant, and 1337 secondary.
Person: Pirate as a close third?
You: yes indeed.
You: very much so actually.
You: I'm sorry to have to cut this wonderful conversation short, but i must be off!
Person: ok
Person: fare thee well
You: As do ye yerself
Person: until we meet on the seas
You: yargh!
Person: hardy har!
WHAT THE HELL!?
Josh Homme, gotta love him.
“Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until...”
– Mike Myers (via littlemiss)
Favorite Artists As Of...Now? Yes. Now.
Radiohead (Expect them to always be at the top. At least, for awhile.)
The Temper Trap
Relient K (Not their Christian Rock)
Them Crooked Vultures
Vampire Weekend (CONTRAAAAA)
Weezer
i'm not sure
What time is it? It seems like…I’m in a place where time does not exist. Reflecting on that note, I wouldn’t be able to exist where time was absent. The ticks of the clock resound as if death followed. I can’t comprehend what I’m thinking right now.
I don’t know that I need help. I can’t say just yet.
Things from the past bring themselves up. It is...
Does fate exist?
You’ve seen the movies, I don’t know which ones, so don’t ask me, but those movies that have some sort of theme about them saying that fate is “predetermined” or its “unchangable” since birth. I’m not debating that. Not at all. I assure you. What I’m asking is if fate itself actually exists, as in if things happen for a reason, or if you do...
I really like it when...
I figure out when people I thought I was friends with aren’t actually my friends. I feel liberated of their presence in my life.
I hold hands with the people I love.
Have an epiphany that has nothing to do with whatever I’m doing at that moment.
Realize that I’m still good friends with someone after I thought we were done talking. Forever.
I get surprised.
I remind...
“You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you...”
– Eleanor Roosevelt
Self Introspection...debating whether or not it's...
I hope it’s positive, but I feel like I’m somewhat alone in my quest for answers to who I am, what I am, why I am, all that mess. You understand, I’m sure. No you don’t actually, because you’re not me, but I’m not even sure I’m going to share this. Maybe I won’t let anyone see it until I want to let people see it. Yes. I’ll do that. Until then,...